Grab A Book woh !!

Ah Boy kena tagged again by JoeC kor last week - Garb A Book Meme !!

1. Grab the closest book to you.
2. Open to page 123, go down to the 4th sentence.
3. Post the text of the following 3 sentences on your blog.
4. Name of the book and the author.

Ah Boy simply grab a book nearby lah.. The table is full of books anyway.. But Ah Boy still prefers to read comics (those with lotsa pictures wan leh), and not those thick boring textbooks. The book that Ah Boy picked randomly is as follow :-

Flip-flip and finally found page 123. See-see where is the 4th sentence.

A man on the point of starvation cannot plead his hunger as an excuse for theft. In order to plead duress as a defence, the accused must show that he did not of his own accord, expose himself to the constraint; that the fear which prompted his action was the fear of instant death; and the accused had no option but to die or to accomplish the act directed by the person so threatening.

*Yawn* Ah Boy also dun understand wat issit about.. Dun care lah.. Name & Author of the book as in the picture above. Ah Boy lazy to type out coz sleepy liao after reading those few sentences..

Ah Boy not going to tag any kor kor jie jie this time :)

Ah Boy's First Time woh...

Ah Boy was tagged again woh.. This time by LB kor asking Ah Boy to write down 5 memorable First Time that Ah Boy encounters woh.. Ah Boy still young, so not many first time that Ah Boy can think of ...

1) First time Ah Boy being sayang-ed.
The first time Ah Boy felt being sayang-ed was on 14th March 2004, whereby two "strangers" came to the pet shop to buy hamster food and they saw the tiny cute & adorable Ah Boy sleeping inside the cage in a kesian way. So they decided to buy & bring Ah Boy back home and give Ah Boy a new meaning to life. Ah Boy finally knows what is the meaning of Home Sweet Home liao.. U all know who are those two so-called "strangers" in the past, right? Woof

2) First time Ah Boy kena kicked.
Ah Boy was first brought back to Chen's house on 14/3/2004. Ah Boy was so tiny and likes to run around their legs. Cos they are not used to the presence of Ah Boy in the house, Ah Boy was kicked accidentally for few times leh on the first day. So the ouch... So painful.. There was once Ah Boy was kicked till almost fly away. Of course Chen felt sorry lah for what she did.. And the next day, Ah Boy gets a collar with the ring-ring thing liao..

3) First time Ah Boy get drunk.
Ah Boy dun have to drink alcohol to get drunk wan... There was once, someone drank alcohol and exhaled the alcoholic breath into Ah Boy's nostril and Ah Boy felt high-high liao.. Till Ah Boy can't walk straight leh.. Ah Boy walked like drunkard for a while leh...

4) First time Ah Boy eat durian.
Last time when Ah Boy puppy time, Ah Boy hates durian leh.. till Chen says Ah Boy has ang moh blood. But surprisingly, now Ah Boy loves durian.. Now Ah Boy no more ang moh liao..

5) First time Ah Boy kiss........
Guess who is the first person Ah Boy kiss? Ah Boy having palpitations at that moment leh... Shhhh..... May jiejie woh.. Ah Boy even have photo of that memorable moment, but Ah Boy dun dare to post up the photo leh, unless with green light loh.

Now is Ah Boy's turn to tag people. So syiok :D
1) Will - First Time Tag
2) Winn - My 5 (minus 2) First Times & My 5 (minus 3) First Times
3) Misti
4) Mr Goober - The 5 Memorable..Oh, First Time
5) Sengkor - My Very First...

Wanna know more about Ah Boy?

HRH (Queen aka King's Wife) tagged Ah Boy with the cheong hei 70 questions Tag woh... HRH woh.. Of coz must answer lah..

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Ah Boy’s biological parents? Not sure woh.

2) Are you a vegetarian?
Laff die me.. Got vegetarian dog meh?

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
The place where Ah Boy can have Siew Chee Yoke all day long???

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
Choy !!!!!!!!!

5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
Ah Boy nekid wan.

6) Favourite time of day?
Any time is good time.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Woof

8) Do you wear makeup?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

9) Ever have plastic surgery?
*faint*

10) Do you colour your hair?
Hair so pretty liao, why need to colour?

11) What do you wear to bed?
Birthday Suit. Tarak pakai apa-apa.

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

13) Can you roll your tongue?
Nyek Nyek

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Why woh?

15) What kind of sneakers?
Ah Boy tarak pakai kasut

16) Do you believe in Abortions?
Abortions for dogs? Mmmm….

17) What is your Hair color?
Black-black tei

18) Future child’s name?
Grrrrrrrrrr........

19) Do you snore?
Ah Boy still puppy :P

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
*Think Think*

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Yes.. with grey hippo

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy a mountain of BBQ pork?

23) Gold or silver?
Ah Boy prefer food lah

24) Hamburger or hot dog?
both also sapu

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Dowan to eat one food only :(

26) City, beach or country?
Beach

27) What was the last thing you touched?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Cannot say out aloud here

28) Where did you eat last?
Toilet?

29) When’s the last time you cried?
When Chen left Ah Boy & go for vacation by herself :(

30) Do you read blogs?
Of coz

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Faint

32) Ever been involved with the police?
Ah Boy very good boy wan.

33) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
ask Chen.

34) Do you talk in your sleep?
Ah Boy woofs in sleep.

35) Ocean or pool?
prefer Toilet

36) So, who has the original missing questions? #36, 37, 61, and 62?
Got Q missing meh?

37) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
Ah Boy refuse to answer this Q :P

38) Window seat or aisle?
Anyplace will do but Ah Boy preferable if it's sofa.

39) Ever met anyone famous?
Winn jie jie & May jie jie loh..

40) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
Woof

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Ah Boy will just eat the spaghetti.

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Siapa tu??????????????

43) Basketball or Football?
Meatballs :D

44) How long do your showers last?
Ah Boy hates shower. If Ah Boy can choose, as fast as possible.

45) Automatic or do you drive a stick?
Ah Boy runs.

46) Cake or ice cream?
Both

47) Are you self-conscious?
U think leh?

48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
Ah boy no drink arak.

49) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
Ah Boy will give dog biscuit to them

50) Have you been in love?
Ah Boy loves all the kor kor & jie jie here.

51) Where do you wish you were?
Home sweet home

52) Are you wearing socks?
laff die me again

53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

54) Can you tango?
YES

55) Last gift you received?
The white-white tei Sheep Pooh from Winn jie jie.

56) Last sport you played?
Throwing Dice game.

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Woofffffffff

58) Where do you live?
House loh.. Ah Boy dun live on the street wan.

59) Where were you born?
Somewhere in Penang.

60) Last wedding attended?
Never woh

61) Spit or swallow?
Wooof

62) Favorite position?
Definitely not terkang-kang like what Liucas always did

63) Most hated food(s)?
Star fruits

64) What’s your least fav.?
The dry dog food, but no choice.

65) Can you sing?
YES

66) Last person you instant messaged?
Angel jie jie.

67) Last place you went on holiday?
Mmmmm……….

68) Favourite regular drink?
Milk (same as Chen)

69) Current Song?
Woof Woof song

70) Tag 3 friends:
1. Ben - when loso-ism kicks in...
2. kyh - Take a deeeeeeeeeep breath...
3. Sin Ling - Ah boy tagged tagged tagged...

LG phone

This is the LG flip phone given to Ah Boy by Jellyfish quite sometime back. (Ah Boy dunno how to adress him woh.. He is Chen's god-brother aka KSL. Should Ah Boy calls him as kor kor or unker?).

Now Ah Boy has 2 handphones liao.. It's good to have mobile phone. When Ah Boy feels bored, Ah Boy can sms or call frens. But lately this Liucas very lcly, he dowan to answer Ah Boy's phone call. Ah Boy guess he is being locked inside cage busy riding his F1 kua? Never mind :)

My New Toy

Yesterday noon, I saw a cute little doggie at May jiejie's banner. Ah Boy likes the doggie, so Ah Boy politely asked May jiejie's permission whether Ah Boy can bring the doggy down & play with it or not. May jiejie very good. She replied Ah Boy "you try bringing down the doggie and see, be careful not to scratch the monitor too much, mmmkay?"

This is what Ah Boy did this morning when Chen was still sleeping. Ah Boy really go & bring down the doggie carefully. See? The doggy disappear liao from the banner liao, and no scratches on the monitor either. Now Ah Boy has a new doggie toy to play with liao. Ah Boy promises Ah Boy will take care of the doggie toy. Ah Boy will just play with it temporarily only lah.. Ah Boy scared May jiejie will cry if Ah Boy takes the doggie for too long. Ah Boy will return the doggie to May jiejie's banner ASAP :)

Motorbike Ride

Chen felt guilty for leaving Ah Boy at home when she go kai-kai in Ipoh last week. So she brought Ah Boy out jalan-jalan eat wind makan angin on the bike on New Year Day.

Ah Boy happy & excited leh.. First time riding motorbike woh.. Summore on the 1st day in 2007 woh.. 1.1.2007 = Hari ini Dalam Sejarah.. Liucas never have the opportunity to take a ride on the bike, right?

Ah Boy so good boi.. Sitting quietly there (Actually Ah Boy didn't move around cos Ah Boy dowan to fall down from the bike lah. Painful leh if falling down from the bike).