Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Wanna know more about Ah Boy?

HRH (Queen aka King's Wife) tagged Ah Boy with the cheong hei 70 questions Tag woh... HRH woh.. Of coz must answer lah..

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Ah Boy’s biological parents? Not sure woh.

2) Are you a vegetarian?
Laff die me.. Got vegetarian dog meh?

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
The place where Ah Boy can have Siew Chee Yoke all day long???

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
Choy !!!!!!!!!

5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
Ah Boy nekid wan.

6) Favourite time of day?
Any time is good time.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Woof

8) Do you wear makeup?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

9) Ever have plastic surgery?
*faint*

10) Do you colour your hair?
Hair so pretty liao, why need to colour?

11) What do you wear to bed?
Birthday Suit. Tarak pakai apa-apa.

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

13) Can you roll your tongue?
Nyek Nyek

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Why woh?

15) What kind of sneakers?
Ah Boy tarak pakai kasut

16) Do you believe in Abortions?
Abortions for dogs? Mmmm….

17) What is your Hair color?
Black-black tei

18) Future child’s name?
Grrrrrrrrrr........

19) Do you snore?
Ah Boy still puppy :P

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
*Think Think*

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Yes.. with grey hippo

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy a mountain of BBQ pork?

23) Gold or silver?
Ah Boy prefer food lah

24) Hamburger or hot dog?
both also sapu

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Dowan to eat one food only :(

26) City, beach or country?
Beach

27) What was the last thing you touched?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Cannot say out aloud here

28) Where did you eat last?
Toilet?

29) When’s the last time you cried?
When Chen left Ah Boy & go for vacation by herself :(

30) Do you read blogs?
Of coz

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Faint

32) Ever been involved with the police?
Ah Boy very good boy wan.

33) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
ask Chen.

34) Do you talk in your sleep?
Ah Boy woofs in sleep.

35) Ocean or pool?
prefer Toilet

36) So, who has the original missing questions? #36, 37, 61, and 62?
Got Q missing meh?

37) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
Ah Boy refuse to answer this Q :P

38) Window seat or aisle?
Anyplace will do but Ah Boy preferable if it's sofa.

39) Ever met anyone famous?
Winn jie jie & May jie jie loh..

40) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
Woof

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Ah Boy will just eat the spaghetti.

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Siapa tu??????????????

43) Basketball or Football?
Meatballs :D

44) How long do your showers last?
Ah Boy hates shower. If Ah Boy can choose, as fast as possible.

45) Automatic or do you drive a stick?
Ah Boy runs.

46) Cake or ice cream?
Both

47) Are you self-conscious?
U think leh?

48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
Ah boy no drink arak.

49) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
Ah Boy will give dog biscuit to them

50) Have you been in love?
Ah Boy loves all the kor kor & jie jie here.

51) Where do you wish you were?
Home sweet home

52) Are you wearing socks?
laff die me again

53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

54) Can you tango?
YES

55) Last gift you received?
The white-white tei Sheep Pooh from Winn jie jie.

56) Last sport you played?
Throwing Dice game.

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Woofffffffff

58) Where do you live?
House loh.. Ah Boy dun live on the street wan.

59) Where were you born?
Somewhere in Penang.

60) Last wedding attended?
Never woh

61) Spit or swallow?
Wooof

62) Favorite position?
Definitely not terkang-kang like what Liucas always did

63) Most hated food(s)?
Star fruits

64) What’s your least fav.?
The dry dog food, but no choice.

65) Can you sing?
YES

66) Last person you instant messaged?
Angel jie jie.

67) Last place you went on holiday?
Mmmmm……….

68) Favourite regular drink?
Milk (same as Chen)

69) Current Song?
Woof Woof song

70) Tag 3 friends:
1. Ben - when loso-ism kicks in...
2. kyh - Take a deeeeeeeeeep breath...
3. Sin Ling - Ah boy tagged tagged tagged...

24 comments:

may said...

waaaaa!! I so fehmes!! I so fehmes!! *kembang a wee wee bit*

p.s. if there's a vegetarian shark (in Shark Tale), then there could be a vegetarian dog somewhere... kan?

Will said...

hahahahah ah boy really nothing better to do... but hor how come so many woof and grrr? :P

you know how to tango? keng... next time teach me wor :P

angel said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*laff till peng-9-san*

will, ah boy cheat wan... when he dunno how to answer, he just woof and grrrr lar... i should do that too in my 2nd part...

*continues laff till wake up*

Ah Boy said...

may,
may jiejie is indeed fehmes mah
ah boy very proud woh, get to meet may jiejie :)

that vegetarian shark so bodo wan!
kekkke...
dunno whether the shark community wil disown him or not geh? :P

will,
ah boy is a dog mah..
dog of coz will woof & grrr lah..
dogs nature mah..
will korkor forget liao meh????

angel,
so funny meh till angel jiejie laff till peng-9-san???

*looking back again at what ah boy writes*
*nothing funny woh*
*scratch head*

Eeeeeeee... why say ah boy cheat woh? Ah boy dun ti(p)u wan...

L B said...

Laff till want to pee against the tree here, Ah Boy!! Terkang kang sumore!!!

yenchiew said...

hello..
ROTFLMAO..
laughed so hard, had tears in my eyes already..
nice one.. :)

Ah Boy said...

LB,
luckily LB kor didn't pee against wall :P Terkang-kang mah, not terklang-klang :P

yenchiew,
TQ TQ..
Ah Boy very happy liao :)

mistipurple said...

*pat AhBoy on head* good boy, make me smile. sayangz ah boy plenty. *leaves char siew on side plate* *woof woof* means i lap liu!

Simple American said...

"27) What was the last thing you touched?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Cannot say out aloud here"

Did you lick your balls? Dun be embarrassed. Be proud. One of the perks of being a dog. wakakakaka

Hope I dun get grrrr @. 0.0

L B said...

wei, how come you didn't tag sot sot sotong wan ah?

mistipurple said...

*answers LB* because sot sot sotong will piak back. *runs*

Scooby said...

Sounds out of topic, but want to invite you to my birthday party tonight..

But wait........ you don't live in Miri, do you?

Ah Boy said...

misti,
TQ Misti jie for the char siew
very delicious
ah boy likes :)

*Woof Woof Woof* means i lup liu very muchie

SA,
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Aiyayayah...
ask u not to say out liao..
summore u say out so louddddddd?

Now the whole world knows liao :(

LB,
Cannot tag sotong wan..
later sotong angry, then ah boy susah..
sotong has so many tentacles woh..
don't play-play
ah boy scared

Ah Boy said...

misti,
misti jie panai
sotong not only has many tentacles,
knows how to piak too...

ah boy dowan to take the risk
too risky liao :P

scooby,
Happy Birthday, Scooby
wah.. Scooby will get to eat lotsa good stuff liao since today is your birthday :)
so syiok :)
*Woof*

mistipurple said...

come and pat ahboy again. good boy ahboy! sayangz liu alot. misti jie working late tonight. but got think of ahboy all the time.

day-dreamer said...

When I read #2, I laughed. "Laff die me"... LOL!

If Ah Boy go out dressing like the opposite sex, means Ah Boy will look like a...... bitch? :D

Ah Boy geng! Can complete the tag... *salute*

L B said...

Darling Woof Woof!
You've just been specially TAGGED!! Thank you, and enjoy..

Ah Boy said...

misti,
TQ misti jie for thinking about ah boy all the time..
ah boy feels so sayang-ed
*happy*

DD,
true mah.. where got vegetarians dog wan? If got, that dog tarak normal liao.. His mind must be kookoo liao :P

ah boy very macho wan..
dun look like bitch wan, so no worry :D

ah boy knows DD jie busy,
so ah boy didn't tag DD jie :)

LB,
*faint*
another tag ah?

trying to access see wat tag is tat.. Err... cannot access leh...
Why lidat wan? :(

day-dreamer said...

I wasn't laughing at your answer for #2 la... I thought the "laff die me" was hilarious!! :D

Thanks for not tagging me... I sayang Ah Boy!

Ah Boy said...

really laff die me liao..

Ah Boy sayang DD jie too
all the best for your coming exam :)

JoeC said...

Wah, boiboi very the smart hor, can anwser soooo many questions correct somemore ;) Cheers!

Will said...

psst... ah boy, chen is now packing her bags... later when she's not watching, faster go hide inside her luggage :P

*cabuts*

Ah Boy said...

joeC,
Thanks JoeC kor for praising ah boy clever :)
*happy*

will,
cannot lah..
ah boy dun dare.. :P
later sure will kena marah wan..

kyh said...

my good good ah boy,

jz to inform u me now bo eng do the cheonghei post, but will try my best to do it some day within this week or the nex. dun get mad har if u still din see it! i scared u bark me up in the middle of the nite one oh! :P