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HRH (Queen aka King's Wife) tagged Ah Boy with the cheong hei 70 questions Tag woh... HRH woh.. Of coz must answer lah..

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Ah Boy’s biological parents? Not sure woh.

2) Are you a vegetarian?
Laff die me.. Got vegetarian dog meh?

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
The place where Ah Boy can have Siew Chee Yoke all day long???

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
Choy !!!!!!!!!

5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
Ah Boy nekid wan.

6) Favourite time of day?
Any time is good time.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Woof

8) Do you wear makeup?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

9) Ever have plastic surgery?
*faint*

10) Do you colour your hair?
Hair so pretty liao, why need to colour?

11) What do you wear to bed?
Birthday Suit. Tarak pakai apa-apa.

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

13) Can you roll your tongue?
Nyek Nyek

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Why woh?

15) What kind of sneakers?
Ah Boy tarak pakai kasut

16) Do you believe in Abortions?
Abortions for dogs? Mmmm….

17) What is your Hair color?
Black-black tei

18) Future child’s name?
Grrrrrrrrrr........

19) Do you snore?
Ah Boy still puppy :P

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
*Think Think*

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Yes.. with grey hippo

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy a mountain of BBQ pork?

23) Gold or silver?
Ah Boy prefer food lah

24) Hamburger or hot dog?
both also sapu

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Dowan to eat one food only :(

26) City, beach or country?
Beach

27) What was the last thing you touched?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Cannot say out aloud here

28) Where did you eat last?
Toilet?

29) When’s the last time you cried?
When Chen left Ah Boy & go for vacation by herself :(

30) Do you read blogs?
Of coz

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Faint

32) Ever been involved with the police?
Ah Boy very good boy wan.

33) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
ask Chen.

34) Do you talk in your sleep?
Ah Boy woofs in sleep.

35) Ocean or pool?
prefer Toilet

36) So, who has the original missing questions? #36, 37, 61, and 62?
Got Q missing meh?

37) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
Ah Boy refuse to answer this Q :P

38) Window seat or aisle?
Anyplace will do but Ah Boy preferable if it's sofa.

39) Ever met anyone famous?
Winn jie jie & May jie jie loh..

40) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
Woof

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Ah Boy will just eat the spaghetti.

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Siapa tu??????????????

43) Basketball or Football?
Meatballs :D

44) How long do your showers last?
Ah Boy hates shower. If Ah Boy can choose, as fast as possible.

45) Automatic or do you drive a stick?
Ah Boy runs.

46) Cake or ice cream?
Both

47) Are you self-conscious?
U think leh?

48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
Ah boy no drink arak.

49) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
Ah Boy will give dog biscuit to them

50) Have you been in love?
Ah Boy loves all the kor kor & jie jie here.

51) Where do you wish you were?
Home sweet home

52) Are you wearing socks?
laff die me again

53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

54) Can you tango?
YES

55) Last gift you received?
The white-white tei Sheep Pooh from Winn jie jie.

56) Last sport you played?
Throwing Dice game.

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Woofffffffff

58) Where do you live?
House loh.. Ah Boy dun live on the street wan.

59) Where were you born?
Somewhere in Penang.

60) Last wedding attended?
Never woh

61) Spit or swallow?
Wooof

62) Favorite position?
Definitely not terkang-kang like what Liucas always did

63) Most hated food(s)?
Star fruits

64) What’s your least fav.?
The dry dog food, but no choice.

65) Can you sing?
YES

66) Last person you instant messaged?
Angel jie jie.

67) Last place you went on holiday?
Mmmmm……….

68) Favourite regular drink?
Milk (same as Chen)

69) Current Song?
Woof Woof song

70) Tag 3 friends:
1. Ben - when loso-ism kicks in...
2. kyh - Take a deeeeeeeeeep breath...
3. Sin Ling - Ah boy tagged tagged tagged...